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Old Glory

$9.00 $5.00

Forged within the caves of Mt. Rushmore by Uncle Sam and Lady Liberty these flags are put through rigorous testing. Depending on the day of the week they are either used as nesting for endangered bald eagles or used to clean M-16s at an undisclosed location. You can rest assured knowing that just by buying this flag ISIS suffers a tactical disadvantage on the field, you’ll add 100 pounds to your military press, and George Washington and Ronald Reagan high-five in Heaven. So what are you waiting for? Buy yourself some sweet unadulterated Freedom.*

*These events may or may not happen.

Description

3×5 Feet

Super Polyester

Metal Grommets for hanging

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